Two women are seated next to each other on a plane. One is a Yankee, and the other is a Southern Belle. The Southern Belle turns to the Yankee, smiles, and asks, "So, where y'all from?" The Yankee turns her steely gaze upon the Southern Belle and replies, "I am from a place where we do NOT end our sentences with a preposition." Silence ensues, and the flight continues. A few minutes later the Southern Belle again turns to the Yankee and says, "So, where y'all from, b*$@#?"

Monday, July 26, 2010

The Epic Krisiffany Kick-Off

The day has finally come. Kristen and Tiffany will no longer be known as Kristen and Tiffany (except for in real life, on their own blogs, and their own Twitter accounts). From now on, the force that is about to take over the world shall be called KRISIFFANY.

By now, we are sure that you have seen our delusional escapade on our Epic Krisiffany Kick-Off Vlog. If you haven't seen it, then by all means, have a look-see. If you've already seen it, then watch it again. You know you want to.



On to the Epic Krisiffany Kick-Off Contest. Basically we like to be the center of attention (not really - okay, sort of) and we want people to listen to the important things we have to say. So, we are giving a ton of awesomesauce stuff away just for following our new blog.

Here's how it works:

If we reach 25 followers by midnight, Monday August 2, then two lucky followers will each recieve a StonePad (just the world's most awesome paper ever) and the luckiest one of the two will recieve Tiffany's favorite pens - the world's smoothest pen AKA Papermate Profile.

Ahem, she means, Kristen's favorite pens because they're pretty.

Whatever.

If we reach 50 followers, then we'll give away the above mentioned, but then add a lucky winner who will recieve a $5 gift card to Starbucks.

If we reach 75 followers, then we'll (yes, give away the above) and add another $5 Starbucks giftcard. So that's FOUR WINNERS already.

But thats's not all!

If we reach 100 followers, then we'll have a 5th winner who will recieve a $10 gift card to iTunes!

And if we reach 125 followers, then we'll throw in a 6th winner to recieve a $30 gift card to Amazon!! Woot.

Oh, but wait, because the best of all prizes will happen if we reach 150 followers. We will feature The Krisiffany Music Montage on our blog. You should be scared. We are.

And for those of you who are overachievers, there are ways to earn more points. After the contest is over, we will put all of the entries into randomizer.org to find our winners. The winners will be announced Friday, August 6th.

Please fill out the form below to be entered!

Important Links:

Kristen's blog

Tiffany's blog

Kristen's Twitter

Tiffany's Twitter

4 comments:

Karen Amanda Hooper said...

You two are retardedly awesome. ;)

I want some mini-Tiffs of my own to ghost come up with ideas and ghost write for me!

ElegantSnobbery said...

I couldn't have put it better than the comment above mine. :)

But yes, awesome!

~Jamie said...

haha I LOVE it guys! You're both FANTASTIC!

just Joan said...

Too funny . . . and only slightly frightening. ;-)