Suddenly, she remembered that her horoscope stated she was going to become independently wealthy. So, she went to go cash the lottery ticket in, and found out that it was worth $500,000. She was like, "Hells, yeah."
Kristen and Tiffany were escorted out, but not before they fought their way into a picture. So, it wasn't a total fail whale. That is, until they were arrested and charged with trespassing.
They swiped the key to their room, but someone was in their bed. They went all Goldilocks on him and said, "What are you doing in here? This is our room!"
A raspy voice came from under the covers, "No this is my room."
Kristen knew the voice immediately and tried to act all cool, but she was all hot and bothered, so she passed out. Tiffany tried to catch her fall, but missed by a few centimeters, and Kristen hit her head on the marble bedside table, cracking it open.
Jared rescued Kristen from the floor and rested her on the couch. He flew to the fridge, grabbed a bottle of beer, and gingerly placed it on her forehead. He turned to Tiffany and said, "She'll be fine."
His attorney whisked into the room right as Jared announced that Kristen and Tiffany would receive backstage passes to his concerts for life. The attorney made Kristen's hand sign some paper (since she was still passed out and Tiffany was cool with it) and left.