Two women are seated next to each other on a plane. One is a Yankee, and the other is a Southern Belle. The Southern Belle turns to the Yankee, smiles, and asks, "So, where y'all from?" The Yankee turns her steely gaze upon the Southern Belle and replies, "I am from a place where we do NOT end our sentences with a preposition." Silence ensues, and the flight continues. A few minutes later the Southern Belle again turns to the Yankee and says, "So, where y'all from, b*$@#?"

Monday, October 4, 2010

When Kris Meets Iffany: Take 2

So, there's been a temporary lull in our When Kris Meets Iffany mini-series, but we're back. This may or may not have been due to technical difficulties, Vampire Diaries marathon, or the fact that Krisiffany lacks the ability to produce when we are yanked 1400 miles apart from one another.

*sniff, sniff* Ahem, so, we'll just start back where we left off...

Disclaimer: The producers of Shade and Sunshine apologize for the slight issue of video quality this time around. Krisiffany was quite hyper after meeting, but not THAT hyper. We might have to fire the editors.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Vlog: When Kris Met Iffany

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

We Are Slackers

Yup, we are. But, wait! Don't leave. You should stick around because here at Shade and Sunshine have decided to get our act together and put some new vlog posts up!

So, over the course of the next weeks, we will be uploading new vlogs every couple of days, and we even might have another contest coming up in the coming days! Woot!

Check out our vlog tomorrow about how we met and what made us crazy enough to decide to try to write a book together!

Monday, August 9, 2010

WINNERS of the Epic Krisiffany Kick Off Contest!!!

So you thought we were going to post the winners on Friday and so did Krisiffany.

But then Tiffany decided that she needed fro-yo, so she went and got some and she found a lottery ticket. She spent an hour trying to find the owner of the lottery ticket, but to no avail.
Suddenly, she remembered that her horoscope stated she was going to become independently wealthy. So, she went to go cash the lottery ticket in, and found out that it was worth $500,000. She was like, "Hells, yeah."

Immediately, she went online and bought Kristen a ticket. Kristen flew in on a red eye flight to Texas that cost $2,000, but it didn't matter, because Tiffany was rich. Woohoo!

So, Tiffany went to the airport at 3 am to get Kristen off the plane. She went to the wrong gate 4 times. By the time they met up it was near 6 am, so when they got back to Tiffany's house, they slept until 2 PM. Since they made a promise to Kristen’s stepdaughter, when they woke up they went the Jo Bros house with their paparazzi style cameras. They knocked on their door, and said, "Before you call security, we have cash!"

They seemed cool with the idea and took 200 grand from us (their house was awesome btw), but then Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez came around the corner and were all, "O. M. G. Those are the biotches that stole our bodies and stuck their faces in our heads and made a stupid vlog about it."
Kristen and Tiffany were escorted out, but not before they fought their way into a picture. So, it wasn't a total fail whale. That is, until they were arrested and charged with trespassing.
They spent the night in jail, but then remembered that they had cold hard cash to blow, so they bought their way out. Plus, the guard kind of liked Tiffany's new haircut.

Upon springing from jail, they hopped on the first flight to Budapest because they were tipped off that 30 Seconds To Mars was playing a small venue there. So, they checked into the finest hotel in Budapest. (Why not, they were rich, even though they were blowing all their money.)

They swiped the key to their room, but someone was in their bed. They went all Goldilocks on him and said, "What are you doing in here? This is our room!"
A raspy voice came from under the covers, "No this is my room."
Kristen knew the voice immediately and tried to act all cool, but she was all hot and bothered, so she passed out. Tiffany tried to catch her fall, but missed by a few centimeters, and Kristen hit her head on the marble bedside table, cracking it open.

Jared rescued Kristen from the floor and rested her on the couch. He flew to the fridge, grabbed a bottle of beer, and gingerly placed it on her forehead. He turned to Tiffany and said, "She'll be fine."
His attorney whisked into the room right as Jared announced that Kristen and Tiffany would receive backstage passes to his concerts for life. The attorney made Kristen's hand sign some paper (since she was still passed out and Tiffany was cool with it) and left.
By the time Kristen awoke, they missed the concert in Budapest, but what did they care, they had backstage passes for LIFE! They had to fly back home.
When Tiffany arrived at the airport, she found her car parked illegally with a boot on the wheel. Every last dime was spent de-booting the car. And she had to return to work the next day.
Yeah, but that really didn't happen. It wasn't even a dream. We kid. We kid. We won't even go into the details as to why we are posting the winners so late. It's not nearly as interesting as our made up story.
So, I bet you want to know who the winners are.
Okay, just kidding again. We put the names in and got the following winners:
Stone Pad and Tiffany's awesome pens: Christopher Rickel

Stone Pad and Kristen’s not-so-awesome pens: Gretchen de la O

$5 Starbucks Gift Card: Riv Re
Please contact us at krisiffany(at)gmail(dot)com with your address so we can send you your fantabulous prizes.
BTW our new trademarked slogan is Retardedlly Awesome. And if not, you'll get your money back. (Thanks to Karen Amanda Hooper for that amazing name for us!)

Monday, July 26, 2010

The Epic Krisiffany Kick-Off

The day has finally come. Kristen and Tiffany will no longer be known as Kristen and Tiffany (except for in real life, on their own blogs, and their own Twitter accounts). From now on, the force that is about to take over the world shall be called KRISIFFANY.

By now, we are sure that you have seen our delusional escapade on our Epic Krisiffany Kick-Off Vlog. If you haven't seen it, then by all means, have a look-see. If you've already seen it, then watch it again. You know you want to.

On to the Epic Krisiffany Kick-Off Contest. Basically we like to be the center of attention (not really - okay, sort of) and we want people to listen to the important things we have to say. So, we are giving a ton of awesomesauce stuff away just for following our new blog.

Here's how it works:

If we reach 25 followers by midnight, Monday August 2, then two lucky followers will each recieve a StonePad (just the world's most awesome paper ever) and the luckiest one of the two will recieve Tiffany's favorite pens - the world's smoothest pen AKA Papermate Profile.

Ahem, she means, Kristen's favorite pens because they're pretty.


If we reach 50 followers, then we'll give away the above mentioned, but then add a lucky winner who will recieve a $5 gift card to Starbucks.

If we reach 75 followers, then we'll (yes, give away the above) and add another $5 Starbucks giftcard. So that's FOUR WINNERS already.

But thats's not all!

If we reach 100 followers, then we'll have a 5th winner who will recieve a $10 gift card to iTunes!

And if we reach 125 followers, then we'll throw in a 6th winner to recieve a $30 gift card to Amazon!! Woot.

Oh, but wait, because the best of all prizes will happen if we reach 150 followers. We will feature The Krisiffany Music Montage on our blog. You should be scared. We are.

And for those of you who are overachievers, there are ways to earn more points. After the contest is over, we will put all of the entries into to find our winners. The winners will be announced Friday, August 6th.

Please fill out the form below to be entered!

Important Links:

Kristen's blog

Tiffany's blog

Kristen's Twitter

Tiffany's Twitter